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~ Tuesday, July 31 ~
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today i got some awesome gladiator sandals and a prescription for zoloft. come find me this weekend at the park where i’ll be doing a psychologically inaccurate ancient rome reenactment.

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~ Tuesday, July 3 ~
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i am making a solemn vow to try not to buy books that i haven’t read yet because i think that i should or because they’re really cheap or because they have beautiful illustration. this i swear! all books must first be vetted by being signed out of a library before i am allowed to purchase a copy.

i spent a couple hours today getting rid of stuff and the whole time i was thinking about how much better my life would be if i used the money i spent on that stuff for other things instead of getting stuff i’m just gonna get rid of later on.

stuff! fuck stuff!

and no more picking up ‘interesting stones’ either. just stop it!

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coming home from the art gallery two weeks ago:

the only history you can make is your own, and at first it seems unfair because you must live in all the traces and vestiges left by others, but all those scattered things are, in the end, only what you make of them and that’s the only truth in history - what you live and make is wholly your own but only your own.

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~ Tuesday, June 12 ~
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so tonight this dude on the subway asked me for directions and then segued into ‘hey wanna come to my hotel room?’ while constantly touching my arm, back, and shoulder.

my strategy with dudes hitting on me is this: just repeat their pickup lines back to them. so i said, ‘you want me to go to a hotel room with a dude i just met on the subway?’ and he was like, ‘uh…’ and i was like, ‘nooooooooooo.’

a friend of mine says i should turn around and walk away when people start talking to me but i have a lot of fun/normal conversations with random strangers. it’s maybe like 20% that are creepy dudes. i just hate being cornered in line or on public transportation, where i can’t get away without making a scene. i don’t really understand why you would try to talk a random stranger into boning you while on the subway though. go to a bar or a club or something. i wanted to stand there in peace and think about how cool ancient rome was, not make awkward small-talk until you gather the nerve to creepily hit on me. ALSO DON’T FUCKING TOUCH PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW THANKS.

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~ Friday, June 8 ~
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this is the only place in the world where i enjoy being

this is the only place in the world where i enjoy being

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i am legit just going through the ‘cat’ tag right now because i am sad. also i ate a sandwich that had been in my bag for 8 hours and that was a mistake.

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~ Tuesday, June 5 ~
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THIS IS MY BRAIN OH MY GOD IS THIS NOT THE COOLEST THING EVER EVEN COOLER THAN NUDES??? look at my awesome corpus callosum! look at my cute lil cerebellum! and check out how weird tongues are!!! and the upper tip of my ssssspine!!! i won’t have the actual results for like a week so i have no idea if my brain’s ok, but i love it anyway oh gosh you lil cutie pie!!!

THIS IS MY BRAIN OH MY GOD IS THIS NOT THE COOLEST THING EVER EVEN COOLER THAN NUDES??? look at my awesome corpus callosum! look at my cute lil cerebellum! and check out how weird tongues are!!! and the upper tip of my ssssspine!!! i won’t have the actual results for like a week so i have no idea if my brain’s ok, but i love it anyway oh gosh you lil cutie pie!!!

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well that was traumatic. the machine sounded like the music from the ‘prometheus’ trailer far too often so all i could think about while i was in there were aliens. they did three scans - the first two were very similar but the third one just sounded like crazy shit and i flipped out. after i got over the initial stage of ‘oh my god it’s sucking out all the blood out through my pores!’ i realized i was just having a panic attack and tried my best to calm down. if i ever need to have another MRI i think i’ll be fine but this one was not pleasant.

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